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kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

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craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

tanakas:

if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me

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the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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clannyphantom:

"free shipping"

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"…on orders over $100"

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vale-decem-fowl:

Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me

“How many fingers am I holding up!?”

I don’t see this:

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I see this:

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One time a black girl took my glasses and said “what color am I”

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sinidentidades:

Life hack: Die to get out of your student loan debt 

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